How to ask your Boss for a salary increase?
Write him a letter…
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Norman
The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
Dear N0rman,
I kN0w you have been working very hard.
N0wadays, N0thing much has changed.
You must have N0ticed that our company is N0t doing N0ticeably well as yet.
N0w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoN0mists are N0t sure if the United States may go into aN0ther recession.
After the N0vember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have N0thing more to add N0w. You kN0w what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
